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About me (really?)

“My kingdom for a podcast!” were the first words Cristina Marras ever said. She was 2 episodes old at the time and even though she could’ve spoken in any language, she chose to speak the truth.

Since then, Cristina has emerged as one of the biggest stars and beer connoisseurs, a practice which she mastered by the age of 17 and earned her first Honorary Doctorate in Swinburne University under the guidance of none other than Queen B herself.

Despite her more than 2 thousand big accomplishments, she has remained humble along the way. In fact, so much so, that she won the World’s Humblest Person and she didn’t even take the prize. So she won again.

Then, Cristina served as a voluntary fighter against Spectrum’s tyrannical Fire Brigade, disarming them with nothing but charm and true wisdom regarding the troubles of scoliosis and the value of teamwork.

After all, if there’s one recurrent motto throughout her life is that happiness, just like contraception and foot massages, is only real when shared.

Cristina lives now in a small mansion in the middle of a secluded island off the cost of Sardinia, together with her tennis trainer and husband. She spends her days advising women of archery techniques.

You can contact Cristina Marras by email, voice message, homing pigeon or smoke signal.





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