M. Cristina Marras
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About me (really?)

Found abandoned on the steps of the SBS Radio station in Melbourne, Cristina Marras was raised by a pack of multilingual radio presenters. From them, she learned the power of communication, and the dark arts of radio production and audio whispering.

After she discovered that the world was being controlled by a secret cabal of advertising executives who were secretly swapping out the real news with cat videos, she decided to use her skills for good. Marras then formed the Audio Ninjas, a group of podcasting vigilantes dedicated to exposing the truth through audio broadcasts delivered directly to people's earbuds.

She became known for her fearless and intruding reporting and her ability to cut perfect julienne, as long as she had a sharp knife.

After a brief stint as a trapeze artist in a travelling circus (not enough abdominals), Marras acquired M. in front of her first name. She is now dedicating her time to audio explorations as well as advising women in archery techniques. She lives in a small mansion next door to her rally driver husband, while her voice-artist son pursues a career as whale groomer in the North.


You can contact M. Cristina Marras
by
email, voice message,
homing pigeon
or smoke signal.









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