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A step by step guide to wooden spoon carving [for Small Audio Art 2025]

More of a borderline stream-of-consciousness than a tutorial.

Despite beginning with a promising premise—teaching the listener how to carve a wooden spoon—the guide quickly veers off into obscure, yet weirdly specific, tangents that overshadow any practical advice.

Listeners end up with some very useful advice, just not necessarily on carving wooden spoons.

The ultimate guide that is certain to leave you frustrated if wooden spoon carving is what you're after!

If you're looking for a practical tutorial, look elsewhere.

If you're looking for a strangely compelling, albeit unhelpful, listening experience, then this might be for you.

I created this story for Small Audio Art, a community created by Phoebe McIndoe with artists and audio makers looking for togetherness in a scattered world.

This audio creation starts from the prompt 'wooden spoon'.

Small Audio Art 

05/03/2025
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